my celebrity crushes suck because i don’t want to have sex with them or kiss them or touch butts or anything i just want to be their best friend and work with them and have conversations and have in-jokes and somehow it’s worse
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Karkat would be the worst teacher.
And by worst I mean the best.
He’d screech and screech and screech like a fucking maniac in all his lessons
Anyone who miraculously managed to fall asleep in his class would have their desk tipped over and a faceful of screaming Professor Vantas
And then he’d accidentally make someone cry one day and suddenly he’s this sweet guy all full of apologies
“CG: FUCK I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D TAKE ME SO SERIOUSLY
CG: HEY, STOP
CG: HEY, DON’T…
CG: STOP CRYING, I DIDN’T MEAN IT WHEN I SAID YOU’RE WORTHLESS HUMAN SCUM
CG: LOOK, I’M SORRY
CG: I’LL GET YOU ICE CREAM IF YOU STOP
CG: C’MON, YOU’RE OKAY
CG: HUGS, C’MON
CG: LET’S GO, WE HAVE TO HUG THIS OUT
CG: GO HOME, I’LL JUST PASS YOU FOR THE DAY, I GUESS
CG: COME IN TOMORROW BEFORE SCHOOL AND I’LL HELP YOU WITH TODAY’S LESSON
CG: OKAY BYE HAVE A GOOD DAY
CG:… THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL STARING AT
CG: GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK BEFORE I TEAR OUT YOUR OCULAR JELLIES AND STUFF THEM SO FAR DOWN YOUR PROTEIN CHUTES YOU’LL BE SHITTING OCULAR FLUID FOR A WEEK”
and everyone would be so terrified of him that no one dared NOT learn their shit
no one fails Professor Vantas’s tests
NO ONE
LOL OMG THIS ^
Only there’d be that one kid that would smart-ass him and result in yelling shouts and detention. omfg detentions with Mr. Vantas. omfg.
perfect
that smart-ass kid would be Dave
My name is Mate(Matt), I’m 17 and I’ve decided recently that I would love to be an Architect. Though I want to know more about the job. What do you guys do while working, how do you guys do it(i know there is a certain program that helps along the way) but is it just that. Is there a specific school that i should look for, that’s a really good Architectural school? Is it easy to get into an Architectural firm? Or is there some period of experience you must exceed to join? Or what? How much money can you get being an Architect? I want to know everything. So if you want to be an awesome person just mail me or something that would make my day.
Polish architects Irek Glowacki and Marek Rozanski have designed and constructed beautiful upside down house in Terfens, Austria. Fun project took eight month to complete. (photos by Dominic Ebenbichler)
okay
i just thought this was important
I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS LKHSKDFJA
George W. Bush: Now a convicted war criminal
In what is the first ever conviction of its kind anywhere in the world, the former US President and seven key members of his administration were found guilty of war crimes on Friday.
Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and their legal advisers Alberto Gonzales, David Addington, William Haynes, Jay Bybee and John Yoo were tried in absentia in Malaysia.
The trial held in Kuala Lumpur heard harrowing witness accounts from victims of torture who suffered at the hands of US soldiers and contractors in Iraq and Afghanistan.
They included testimony from British man Moazzam Begg, an ex-Guantanamo detainee and Iraqi woman Jameelah Abbas Hameedi who was tortured in the notorious Abu Ghraib prison.
At the end of the week-long hearing, the five-panel tribunal unanimously delivered guilty verdicts against Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and their key legal advisors who were all convicted as war criminals for torture and cruel, inhumane and degrading treatment.
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